Top 5 things to worship other than God

Not that you'd want to... just where I see my mind going.

5. Internet fame - or even just Biblioblog fame which I gave up on a long time ago... but sort of miss the striving.

4. Coin - $ in general is an easy goal. then I look at my salary and laugh.

3. Women - something about kids makes this very sobering.

2. Beer - delicious nectar of the gods. God Himself is probably more of a wine guy, but once I introduce him to a few belgium brews i think i can change that.

1. Pride - lets face it, when you ARE actually better than everyone else this is a struggle.