Things you're not allowed to say as a Christian... (via ASBO Jesus)

I only drop by ASBO Jesus once in a while, but this one was too good to not pass on.

I'd like to add to this list, things you wish you could say in church but cant:

I farted,
He farted,
Did he just fart?

Okay, I've got nothing, that's why I don't do comics.